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Attitudes & Altitudes on The Bachelorette

Writer's picture: Noah J. SandelNoah J. Sandel

Updated: Aug 9, 2020


A follow-along blog to Episode 2 of the Prudes & Moods podcast

 

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AJ:

28 - Irvine, CA

Highs:

  • Always brings a bottle of vino when going to your parents


Lows:

  • Buys name-brand medicine by choice, not need



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Alex:

28 – El Paso, TX

Highs:

  • Their Bitmoji avatar looks exactly them

Lows:

  • Points to clouds and says “Hmph. Clouds,” daily



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Ben:

29 – Indianapolis, IN

Highs:

  • A DC fan over Marvel, obviously

Lows:

  • Not Ben Higgins, a fellow Hoosier



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Bennett:

37 – Atlanta, GA

Highs:

  • IZOD spokesperson & model

Lows:

  • Been a “person of interest” too often to be normal



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Blake (Indiana):

30 – Rockport, IN

Highs:

  • Has never been to Stagecoach

Lows:

  • Brings his own guitar to parties



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Blake (Canada):

29 – Burlington, Ontario, Canada

Highs:

  • Canadian cowboy

Lows:

  • Only takes tiny bites of food at a time



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Brandon:

28 – Cleveland, OH

Highs:

  • Makes a mean guacamole

Lows:

  • Judges all photos not taken with iPhone’s portrait mode



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Brendan:

30 – Milford, MA

Highs:

  • Believes in proper nail care but isn’t in your face about it

Lows:

  • Didn’t get the call-back for Love Island



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Chasen:

31 – Walnut Creek, CA

Highs:

  • Will sing along to Disney Pixar animations

Lows:

  • Believes they have a special handshake with at least 4 people, one being a celebrity



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Chris:

27 – St. Louis, MO

Highs:

  • Starts the pay-behind line at Starbucks

Lows:

  • Holds hands but refuses to interlock fingers



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Collins:

30 – Midlothian, VA

Highs:

  • Volunteers at their local food pantry

Lows:

  • Prefers chihuahuas over corgis



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Dale:

31 – Brandon, SD

Highs:

  • Chess player and athlete in school

Lows:

  • Wants to open a Circuit City storefront



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Demar:

26 – San Diego, CA

Highs:

  • Knows how to salsa dance

Lows:

  • Has been in a low-budget music video and wasn't the singer



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Ed:

36 – Pittsburgh, PA

Highs:

  • Loves learning about new cultures

Lows:

  • Fist pumps over the smallest of “wins”



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Ellis:

26 – Libertyville, IL

Highs:

  • A secret foodie writer

Lows:

  • An active participant in pickleball tournaments



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Garin:

34 – Ft. Lauderdale, FL

Highs:

  • Makes homemade lasagna noodles

Lows:

  • Has patio furniture in their residence



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Gary:

29 – Cleveland, OH

Highs:

  • Never goes by “Gar” (Gair)

Lows:

  • Has LeBron’s jersey displayed over their bed



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Ivan:

28 – Dallas, TX

Highs:

  • Tips 20% or more out at dinner

Lows:

  • Still salty about being runner-up Prom King



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Jason:

31 – Rutland, VT

Highs:

  • Has a Sirius XM subscription they’ll let you use

Lows:

  • Calls you “bud” from time to time



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Jay:

29 – Langhorne, PA

Highs:

  • Likes a good board game

Lows:

  • Always gets the flights (of beer) at pubs



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Jeremy:

40 – Virginia Beach, VA

Highs:

  • Does a really good McConaughey impersonation

Lows:

  • Hits on the Sports Clips stylists



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Joe:

36 – North Woodmere, NY

Highs:

  • Caught a fish in a NY food market once and now gets free fish

Lows:

  • Might urinate in public when it calls



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Jordan C.:

26 – Southington, CT

Highs:

  • Got 50,000 signatures to save the Orcas

Lows:

  • Wears “Jake” from Hollister



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Jordan M.:

30 – Dearborn, MI

Highs:

  • Always orders the right size for online orders

Lows:

  • Jordan shrugs way too often to be a Pistons fan



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Josh:

31 – Minneapolis, MN

Highs:

  • Teenage champion figure skater

Lows:

  • Will tell you that, yes, those jeans DO make you look fat



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Karl:

33 – Miami, FL

Highs:

  • Wears flip flops in the shower

Lows:

  • Can find them smelling each cantaloupe at Whole Foods



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Kenny:

39 – Oaklawn, IL

Highs:

  • Always searches for lost pets

Lows:

  • Wedding song will be All-Star by Smash Mouth



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Mike:

38 – Calgary, Alberta, Canada

Highs:

  • Best partner at trivia night

Lows:

  • Enters private property just to say, “Hey!”



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Montel:

30 – Hingham, MA

Highs:

  • Gets invited to high-profile afterparties

Lows:

  • Was a fan of the final seasons of LOST



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Noah:

25 – Tulsa, OK

Highs:

  • Table tennis champ, Greater Tulsa, 2015

Lows:

  • Will probably ruin the name, “Noah”



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Page:

37 – Santa Fe, NM

Highs:

  • Separates loads of laundry by like colors

Lows:

  • Will ask if its okay to vape after they already start



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Peter:

32 – Everett, MA

Highs:

  • Never been to the docks but says “yacht” like he has cred

Lows:

  • Gradually trying to bring back the high-popped collar



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Riley:

30 – Detroit, MI

Highs:

  • Always flips a coin in a park fountain for a wish

Lows:

  • Passes by city bike racks and says “Oh, free bike.”



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Robby:

31 – St. Pete Beach, FL

Highs:

  • Was in a comedy troupe called “Born to be Mild”

Lows:

  • Swears by alligator tasting like chicken



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Spencer:

30 – La Jolla, CA

Highs:

  • Cooks with kids at the community center in their free time

Lows:

  • Justifies Alex Smith getting drafted before Aaron Rodgers



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Tien:

36 – Great Neck, NY

Highs:

  • Has a Green thumb!

Lows:

  • Go-to dance move is the single-person wave



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Tyler C.:

27 – Gassaway, NY

Highs:

  • Plays the ukelele

Lows:

  • Plays the ukelele



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Tyler S.:

36 – Dallas, TX

Highs:

  • Cares deeply about saving the buffalo/bison population

Lows:

  • Buys ripped jeans at age 36



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Uzoma:

29 – Dallas, TX

Highs:

  • Will be the DD at parties

Lows:

  • Plays the occasional arena football game but doesn't know who Eddie Brown is



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Yosef:

29 – Mobile, AL

Highs:

  • Likes reading the classics and loves Reese’s recommendations

Lows:

  • Asks you to lay on his back while doing pushups



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Zac C.:

36 – Haddonfield, NJ

Highs:

  • Writes poetry but rarely shares it

Lows:

  • Chose to go by Zac



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Zach J.:

37 – Yakima, WA

Highs:

  • Loves the outdoors but condemns senseless gun laws

Lows:

  • Mansplains commonly understood concepts

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